There was a moment
Long ago, in the earliest age of the universe
When the sesame seed
And brioche bun quantum fields
Spontaneously recombined
Flooding the universe with hamons and burgons
This was discovered
Like all good discoveries
Quite by accident
Though latent theoretical models
offered a workable hypothesis
And after a few rounds of serious peer review
It became accepted, basically, as fact
We still feel its effects today
the cosmic hamburger background
Right now
Millions of these particles
Are flooding each square inch of your body
Fueling your desire
For a hot, juicy burger
Stuff Cam Wrote 